I'm tewting all night long!
old but funny
Just farted in the new swim bottoms I bought. Now they're mine.
Girl are u a bottle of ketchup? Cos i wanna turn u around and spank you till you squirt
A secret society of tewtmancers, tewthusiasts, and comtewter programmers. An esteemed institewtion for only the most tewtiful. A club for tewters like you!